Comments by rxu17
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After a brief intermission your Pokédex comes to life, a new entry has been added!
Pokédex Entry:
SonarQuabeast thrives in tangled logic, feeding off excessive nesting and unreadable complexity. It multiplies its attack power with every new condition, growing stronger with each nested block. If left unchecked, it can evolve into a full-blown Refactoring Catastrophe, forcing entire teams to flee in despair. Those who dare to challenge it must wield the legendary "Simplification Stone" or risk eternal entrapment.
Team PRocket (@rxu17 and @BryanFauble) [Scene Opens]
The reviewer scrolls... and scrolls...
No tests …
Just pure, unrestrained logic — raw and unvalidated.
A faint whisper echoes through the repo:
“If nothing checks it... it can’t be wrong.”
:sparkles: SonarQuabeast is evolving... :sparkles:
From the ashes of unchecked complexity, TESTLESSHORROR emerges.
Pokédex Entry:
Testlesshorror emerges when SonarQuabeast thrives in a lawless wasteland of zero coverage. It fears no CI pipeline, evades all mocking frameworks, and confidently mutates in the dark. Developers encountering it are often heard muttering, “...but how do I know it works?” It feeds on hope, and every time a dev says “I’ll write tests later,” it grows another unverified branch.
Testlesshorror (while confidently merging into main on Friday at 5:03 PM): Testing is for cowards.
<img width="512" alt="image" src="https://github.com/user-attachments/assets/0a30fae2-28f4-4a62-b080-9552ab2add86" />The reviewer screams in horror ...