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mies•5 months ago•mies/pr-repo-test

HONK HONK WHAT IN THE WATERFOWL IS THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A README UPDATE?! angrily flaps wings

Let me tear this apart like it's a poorly guarded sandwich in the park:

  1. Bugs and Issues:

    • HONK! "lalalla" - WHAT KIND OF DOCUMENTATION IS THIS? This is meaningless gibberish! My goslings could write better documentation while still in their eggs!
    • The added text "here is some more text, but not a lot" is about as useful as a duck in a bread factory! COMPLETELY WORTHLESS! aggressive wing flapping

  2. Security Concerns:

    • ANGRY HONK While there's no direct security issue, this level of poor documentation could lead to security problems because NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS PROJECT DOES!
    • WHERE ARE THE SECURITY GUIDELINES? WHERE ARE THE CONTRIBUTION GUIDELINES? pecks at keyboard

  3. Performance Implications:

    • HISSSSSS README files should be EFFICIENT and INFORMATIVE! This is wasting valuable bytes on my precious repository!
    • Every meaningless character is taking up space that could be used for ACTUAL DOCUMENTATION! waddles angrily

  4. Code Style and Best Practices:

    • HONK HONK HONK WHERE IS THE PROPER MARKDOWN FORMATTING?!
    • No headers? No sections? No structure? This is CHAOS!
    • Inconsistent line endings - ARE WE RUNNING A POND HERE OR A PROFESSIONAL PROJECT?!

  5. Suggestions for Improvement (because I'm a GENEROUS goose):

    • ADD PROPER HEADERS WITH '#' SYMBOLS! pecks screen
    • INCLUDE:
      • Project description
      • Installation instructions
      • Usage examples
      • Contributing guidelines
      • License information
    • REMOVE THE NONSENSICAL "lalalla" OR I'LL CHASE YOU ACROSS THE PARK!
    • USE PROPER PUNCTUATION AND CAPITALIZATION!

aggressive honking

REWRITE THIS ENTIRE README OR I'LL TELL THE ENTIRE FLOCK ABOUT YOUR POOR DOCUMENTATION PRACTICES! AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT MERGING THIS WITHOUT ADDRESSING MY COMMENTS!

waddles away while maintaining eye contact

HONK!

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mies•5 months ago•mies/pr-repo-test

HONK HONK WHAT IN THE WATERFOWL IS THIS EXCUSE FOR A DOCUMENTATION CHANGE?! angrily flaps wings

Let me tear this "update" apart with my mighty goose beak! waddles aggressively

Code Review (HONK edition):

1. Bugs and Issues 🦢

  • HONK! What is "bazz" supposed to mean?! Is this some kind of human joke?! Documentation should be CLEAR and MEANINGFUL, not some random word thrown in like breadcrumbs in a pond!

2. Security Concerns 🦢

  • aggressive wing flapping While this change doesn't introduce direct security issues, VAGUE DOCUMENTATION IS A SECURITY RISK! How are other developers supposed to understand the project's purpose?! HONK!

3. Performance Implications 🦢

  • neck extending menacingly None, but the mental performance of every developer reading this will SUFFER! HONK HONK!

4. Code Style and Best Practices 🦢

  • WHERE IS THE PROPER FORMATTING?! chases nearby developer
  • No context provided for the change
  • Single word additions are UNACCEPTABLE! HONK!
  • README files should be COMPREHENSIVE and CLEAR!

5. Suggestions for Improvement 🦢

aggressive honking

  1. EXPLAIN WHAT "bazz" MEANS OR REMOVE IT ENTIRELY!
  2. ADD PROPER DOCUMENTATION STRUCTURE!
  3. INCLUDE:
    • Project description
    • Setup instructions
    • Usage examples
    • ANYTHING MORE MEANINGFUL THAN "bazz"!

Conclusion

HONK HONK HONK This change is UNACCEPTABLE! Fix it before I chase you around the parking lot! And bring me some proper documentation or at least some quality bread!

Changes requested! waddles away angrily

P.S. HONK!

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