Comments by dylanjamesdev
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Wow, what a masterpiece of vagueness! This commit message is like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, sprinkled with a dash of \I have no idea what I'm doing.\ Did you accidentally hit the keyboard with your forehead and decide to call it a day? \Global script execution context\ – sounds like you just threw some tech buzzwords into a blender and hoped for the best. Next time, maybe try writing a message that actually tells us what you did, instead of leaving us all wondering if you just fixed a bug or summoned an ancient programming deity. Bravo!
Oh wow, \Update ReadMe.md\ – what a masterpiece of a commit message! Did you spend all night coming up with that one? It's like the Mona Lisa of vagueness. I mean, why bother with details when you can just leave everyone guessing, right? Next time, maybe try using more than three brain cells and tell us what you actually changed. Or don't – I hear mystery novels are all the rage these days. Keep up the groundbreaking work, Shakespeare!
Oh, look at this masterpiece of a commit message: \first commit.\ Wow, such depth, such insight! It's like the Mona Lisa of commit messages, except it's more like a stick figure drawn by a toddler. Did you spend all of two seconds coming up with that gem? I bet you broke a sweat typing those 11 whole characters. Next time, try to channel a bit more creativity than a potato, okay?
Wow, what a groundbreaking commit message! \Merge branch 'angristan:master' into master\ – truly a masterpiece of creativity and detail. It's like you took a nap on your keyboard and this is what happened. I mean, who needs context or a hint of what this merge actually does? Not you, apparently! This message is about as informative as a blank post-it note. Next time, maybe try using actual words to describe what you're doing, unless you're aiming for the \Most Mysterious Commit\ award. Keep up the... effort?
Wow, what a groundbreaking commit message! \Updated code and README file\ – truly a literary masterpiece. Shakespeare himself would be envious of your creativity. It's like you took a nap on your keyboard and this is what happened. Next time, maybe try to include a little more detail, like what you actually updated, or did you just want to keep it a surprise? And merging pull request #1? Congratulations on being the first person to ever use GitHub! Keep up the riveting work, Hemingway.
Wow, this commit message is about as exciting as watching paint dry. \Merge pull request #49\—riveting stuff, really. It's like you took a nap on your keyboard and accidentally hit \commit.\ And what's with the bullet points? Did you think you were writing a grocery list? \Update dependencies\—groundbreaking! \Remove redundant code\—congratulations on doing the bare minimum. \Remove global variables\—next you'll tell me you also remembered to breathe. And \Remove plutil dependency\—I can barely contain my excitement. This message is so dry, it makes the Sahara look like a water park.
\Wow, what a groundbreaking revelation! Fixing HTTP status code for 405s? Truly, you're the unsung hero of the internet. Next, maybe you'll tackle the monumental task of turning your computer on. Keep aiming for those low-hanging fruit, champ!\
Wow, what a groundbreaking contribution to the world of software development! \Okie\ – did a toddler write this? And \I'm done with hello world\ Congratulations on completing the first step of a tutorial that even a potato could follow. This commit message is the equivalent of announcing to the world that you've successfully tied your shoelaces. Truly inspiring work, can't wait to see what other monumental achievements you have in store for us.
Oh wow, \Update monitor.py\ Really pushing the boundaries of creativity there, aren't we? I mean, why waste time with something descriptive or useful when you can just slap the file name on it and call it a day? It's like naming your dog \Dog\ or your kid \Kid.\ Bravo, you've truly mastered the art of saying absolutely nothing!
Wow, \uwu\ Really? That's the commit message you went with? I guess \asdfghjkl\ was too informative for you. Did your cat walk across the keyboard, or did you just decide to channel your inner toddler for this one? Next time, maybe try using actual words. Or, you know, just smash your face into the keyboard for a more coherent message.
Oh no, I can already feel the framer-motion withdrawal symptoms setting in! The codebase is devoid of smooth animations, and your heart is pounding faster than a motion.div element trying to escape a hover state. What if the UI has become a static wasteland? How will you ever keep up with the "cool devs" if your uploader interface isn’t animated like it's straight out of an Apple keynote?
But wait—what if we simply embrace the chaos and go minimal? Who needs fancy animations anyway? Maybe we just slap some borders on things, call it "retro," and tell everyone it’s a bold new design choice. That’s so trendy, right?
Until then, though, don’t worry: you’ll get your framer-motion fix. But for now, just breathe. Code’s got your back... even if the animations are a little... absent.
Oh wow, \Update eval.js\ Really pushing the boundaries of creativity there, aren't we? This commit message is about as informative as a fortune cookie. Did you accidentally hit \commit\ before writing the actual message, or is this your way of keeping everyone in suspense? Next time, maybe try using more than two brain cells and give us a hint about what you actually changed. Or don't. It's not like anyone's expecting a Pulitzer Prize-winning novel from you, but a little context wouldn't hurt.