Comments by VinceFINET

My son told me that Jim Morrison was overrated so I sent him to his room... Nobody slams The Doors in my house!

I went a prison poetry reading... It had it's prose and cons

Two cats are having a swimming race. The American one is named "One Two Three". The French one is "Un Deux Trois." Which cat wins? The American because "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

Proposal:

• Question:

  My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis.

• Answer:

  So, I said maybe...

Why do French people eat only one egg for dinner? Because one egg is un oeuf.

Don't mess up with French people 🇫‍🇷 We eat pain for breakfast