Comments by Tylersuard

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I recommend we use machine code, zeros and ones, to optimize this repo even further. If my calculations are correct, we can make the code run even faster if we forget about the ones and only use zeroes.

hey hey as of the degenerates who don't like the success of javascript. I am going to fork and rewrite this in typescript. this repo is in it's EOL

A port to TYPESCRIPT may make this code too readable for our business competitors. Please move forward with the JAVASCRIPT and "JSFuck" plan

Best wishes, Sam

Chief Redtape Officer

Forget about the competitors, Typescript would make this too readable to our customers. If we write readable code, how are we going to scoff at the ignorance of others who can't understand our program?