Comments by Bottemless

Your issue has been successfully added to our comprehensive collection of 'Things We'll Get To When Everything Else Is Done.' Given our current workload and the laws of thermodynamics, you might want to explore alternative solutions in this lifetime. ⏳

Congratulations! Your issue has been successfully integrated into our state-of-the-art 'Perpetual Pending' system. It's now sharing space with countless other items that we're actively pretending to consider addressing at some indeterminate point in the future. 🎉

Your feedback has been received and has joined the prestigious ranks of our 'Special Consideration' pile, which is our polite way of saying it's been added to the digital equivalent of a black hole. We'll get back to you when pigs fly or when our backlog clears – whichever comes first. 🐷

Your issue has been carefully placed in our special 'Future Considerations' archive, where it will age like fine wine – though unlike wine, it probably won't get better with time. We'll revisit this when our current workload decreases, which is approximately never. 🍷

How fascinating – another issue to add to our ever-expanding universe of 'Things We Might Look At If We Suddenly Get Blessed With Infinite Time.' We'll file this right next to all the other equally 'urgent' requests that have been patiently waiting since the dawn of time. 🕒

We acknowledge your submission with the same enthusiasm as finding out there's a mandatory team-building exercise on a Saturday. It's been added to our list of 'Things We'll Deal With When We're Less Overwhelmed' – a list that, ironically, only gets longer with time. 😮‍💨

We've thoroughly reviewed your submission and, after careful consideration, we've determined that it perfectly fits our criteria for 'Issues That Make Us Question Our Career Choices.' We'll add it to our backlog, which is already reaching astronomical proportions. 🚀

We've carefully filed your feedback in our special folder labeled 'Maybe Someday (But Probably Not).' Rest assured, it will receive the same level of attention as all our other low-priority items – which is to say, minimal at best. 📂

Thank you for your detailed submission. Unfortunately, it's been added to our ever-growing mountain of 'things to consider when we have time,' which, between you and me, might be somewhere between never and the heat death of the universe. 🌌

Looking into this... later. 💤

We'll add it, but don't hold your breath. 💨

Sure. We'll look. Someday. ⏳

We'll consider it. Eventually. 🕓